I actually wrote something related to ponies, and a whole bunch of other stuff on other websites! Hurray!

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What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you're inside the mind of another person, maybe someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant

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This is pretty much where I bitch about the quality of writing on this site. I never wanted to write a story. I don't plan on writing another one. I'm not a writer. I'm just some asshole who likes a good story, especially a "Human in Equestria" one, which is the problem.

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